A quick call to the local pizza parlour or Indian take away will sort this out and along with the promise of a long weekend away, after the local football derby you can't miss, will have the little woman back where she belongs - in the kitchen. It's not for nothing you're employed as chief strategist at Wallbent, Wallball and Wallbark, specialising in off world strategies, and the razor edge brain, and incisive wit that earns you enough to pay the interest on your wife's credit card shifts into top gear. But still you do your share and what thanks do you get? Zilch, Zero, a round, fat O.Īnd now you're expected to prepare and cook the supper. Oh, I forgot to mention putting the rubbish out, usually the day after the dustmen have called. As well as pushing the shopping trolley behind the missus in Tesco's, or sitting patiently in the car, after the last time you "helped" you ended up having a flaming row at the check out about that bottle of scotch you sneaked into the trolley when she was deciding on what tasteless cereal would best get you out of the house and out of her hair in the mornings. It is the man about the house who does all this. After all who is it that puts the cat out at night, fills the car with petrol, washes it and takes it to the garage for the "let's hope it's not too expensive this time" service? I'm not sure how you would score this in terms of domestic disasters in your household, but I guessing in many it could be a deal breaker. For once in your miserable existence you're to cook supper. Not surprisingly she's had it up to here, and she greets you with a pinny, cookbook and an ultimatum. Does she get any thanks or recognition? The Hell she does. Well, who can blame her? For the last how many years you two have been married she's been magicking up meals for you, the pets, ramdom friends you've brought home and her mother in law (that's your mum). You come in from work the commute home's been a bugger, the day at the office couldn't have been worse, and on top of it all the missus has gone on strike.
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